The Gods Of Moisture
By the gods of moisture, I have been spared. Firefighters Challenge cancelled due to rain. Too bad, 'cause I woulda nailed that competition. I'd have beaten them all. No, wait, I mean I'd have been nailed into a coffin.
Now that I have this second chance at life, I'm gonna live it to the fullest. Starting with nachos and cheese during tonight's opening game of the 2003/2004 NFL football season.