Friday, February 11

But I Only *Kissed* The Ass!!!

The Ayatollah's Book of Etiquette

Number 2,631:  It is loathsome to eat the meat of a horse, a mule, or a donkey if someone has had coitus with the animal.

Graham, this would have been good to know BEFORE we went to that Beastiality, Butchery & BBQ party the other night, don't you think?


Sidney said...

Luckily, I only entice the family dog with a little peanut butter, so I have nothing to worry about... Unless one of you has been "sleeping" with my dog?!
Well I guess at the end of the day there are only two expressions that will fit:
1. Sheep or goat, what really is the difference?
2. Two dogs, one condom.

graham said...

The sheep or goat question is simply a matter of preference. Are you a puller or a pusher? What kinda terrain will the act be taking place on? Mountain or valley? Will you be eating the animal afterword? If so what is your preferred meat?
These are all questions one should ask before courting another species, not just sheep or goat. On a personal note I agree with the Ayatollah on not eating what you sleep with, although to some the double benefit could be seen as screwing two dogs with one condom.

graham said...

I'm still good for the BBQ, Rob.

Rob said...

I'm confused. Who's wearing the condom? You or one of the dogs?

graham said...

Depends on the party