Friday, November 14

"it hurts my head like a hundred dogs"

If the quote in the title (in reference to The Strokes 'Soma') of this post doesn't get you the check out these music reviews from kindergarten kids, then maybe this excerpt will:

In reference to the song "You Stood Out From The Crowd" by The Salteens:

MA: Do you like the song?

Ana: This is my bracelet that my mom gave me. You can't have it.

MA: It's very nice. What do you think of this music?

Ana: I heard this song in my class. But I wore my dress and I wore my jacket.

MA: Felipe, do you like it?

Felipe: Oooooh! Oooooooh!

Alejandro: He's pretending to be monkeys. And monkeys can't talk!

MA: Ok. Monkey, can you tell me in monkey language if you like it?

Felipe: Ooooh! Oooooh! (high, squeaky voice) I don't like it! I like to climb a tree!


dave moses said...

jesus those were the best reviews ever.

dave m said...

Thank god CPO is on the case. I almost had to get through the holidays without links to the online prescriptions of my choice. Thank you CPO... and god bless you. It's a Christmas miracle!!!!

Nils Ling said...

While I find it hard to argue convincingly with CPO about these well-made points, I personally think it's a tad off-topic. Unless, of course, some of these drugs are a remedy for a head hurting like a hundred dogs. Somehow, I don't think that's the most common use for these drugs.

Nils Ling said...

I love this phentermine guy. He makes such good points. I wonder if he has anything to say about slimeball spammers?