If there was NHL hockey this year, my Montreal Canadiens would be playing the Devils in New Jersey tonight. Instead, my homepage's sports section shows the game as 'postponed'.
But wait. What's this? The NHL 2004/2005 season IS on? What? It's a simulated season from the folks at WhatIf Sports. That'll have to do, pig. Checking the stats, it looks like the Habs are doing pretty good so far, tied for fourth in the Eastern Conference.
Hey, simulated sports, simulated sex nor simulated Ketchup flavour are as good as the real thing, but when you're deprived, you'll take what you can get.