Boom Goes The Dynamite

First of all, I feel for this guy.  I really do.  But it's just so funny.
So funny that I had to transcribe the whole thing.  If I ever have to audition, I want this to be my audition piece.
The guy's "yeah" at the end of the video has to be the best moment caught on video in 2005.
Here's a link to the list of IFilm's Best of 2005 Viral Videos.

IFilm video link to "Boom" is here, I think.

Hello everyone.  Well the Ball State softball team continued to play this weekend, and... they were hoping to continue off of their straight three out of four losses and so we'll take a look and see how that happened...
[Cut to scoreboard]
They started off good but then eventually the Ball State Women's Bask - Women's team shot down and ended up doing poorly.
Oh no... and, okay... we're gonna continue on now... The Lady's Cardinals will play an Iowa tournament starting this Friday.  Before the Ball State baseball team kicks off its conference season this werk - this weekend, the Cards will battle in in-state rival Indiana tomorrow.  Tomorrow's game will be the - erm - meeting between the two, beating both - erm - first - - {heavy sigh}
[20 seconds of video of baseball highlights]
Hoosiers are on the four on... on the year, and they have won six of its last seven games tomorrow, will be the game - three, at three pm.
Which - switching to Ball State Men's tennis (empahsis on "Men's", implying  he was just talking about women's tennis), it seems last - ... week player - it seems every week they have a player - ... (at this point he mouths either "I'm so sorry" "I'm so sucky" or "I'm so sick")... (heavy sigh and moan)...
Matt Lawrence is the latest Cardinals' tennis player to win the award.  Lamar(?) won all the - all the singles and doubles matches last week.  So far the Cardinals have had a player honored on the week - on the weekly awards. Seven out of the nine - seven out of the nine weeks.  The Cards will play at Boise State Invite this weekend.
The India - Indiana Pacers are looking for a measure of duh- revenge against the New Jersey Nets and to strengthen their playoff hopes.  The Nets won the last Sunday's matchup, 94 to 85 which left the Pacers one game behind the Chicago - in the seventh series spot.  Let's check out the highlights.
[cut to video of game highlights, several moments of no commentary, then he begins]
Steven Jacksons to David - [he was too slow to commentate on this play, then several seconds of nothing but Nets]... Reggie Miller's lookin' good... he shoots the three, and it's good... [moments of just video]... later he gets the rebound, passes it to the man ("passes it to the man"??), shoots it and boom goes the dynamite.  The final scores ended up with the Pacers 63 to the Nets 61.
The Associalated Press of the All-American First Team in College Basek-Baseball was announced today at Utah's 7 foot sophomore Centre Andrew Bugat was the leading vote-getting receiving 60 first place votes.  Bogut who is an Australian native received very little attention in the presentation - in the preseason, but averaged 20 points and 12 rebounds a game for Utah.  The four other players joining Bogut on the AP team are Senior Forward Wayne Summers (although the screen shows "Wayne Simien") and Kansas - of Kansas, and Hakim Warrick of Syracuse, Junior Guard J.J.Redick of Duke and Sophomore - and Sophomore Guard Chris Paul of Wake Forest rebounded out the list.  ("rebounded out the list"?)
Let's check out some other scores tonight.  (a screen comes up with a number of game scores, but he remains silent)
[cut to a panel shot of the news-team]
Lead anchor:  Okay, thanks for that look into sports, Brian.
Brian:  Yeah (this is, without question, the best resigned, defeated 'yeah' I've ever witnessed).

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