Telephone rings.
Hello.
Good day, sir. I'm calling from Rogers Wireless. I'd like to tell you about a wonderful cellular phone deal--
Sorry, I'm not interested.
Oh... Do you think there might be someone else who might be?
You mean in the whole world?
(pause in which I actually hear the silent sound of confused panic)
Um..ehe ha...can you be a little more specific?
Yes. Can you be a little more specific.
Ahee ha. Well, we have two cellular phone--
I'm not interested.
Oh...Well you have a good day sir.
Thank you.
Thursday, March 31
Um...ehe ha
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4 comments:
LQIMH (Laugh quietly in my head).
Seriously
Graham,
I miss you.
Also, poor confused telemarketer.
Don't worry Sid, I'll be here on the soil or in the soil when you get back. I sure hope I'm on the soil.
I just soiled myself!
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