I saw a site that rewrote famous poems as limericks.
I thought it'd be fun to do the same with films.
Here's two to start with:
A woman steals money at lunch hour
Gets surprisingly killed in the shower.
And meets Mother Bates.
Poor Norman ends up in Nut Tower.
Saving Private Ryan
Starts and ends with guns and bombs flyin'
In between is the search for bro Ryan.
Tom Hanks wonders why
He needs to die for this guy.
Old Ryan remembers, starts cryin'.
It's A Wonderful Life
There once was a man named George Bailey
Who tried to leave town almost daily.
"End my life!" he insisted.
Saw his life not-existed.
His friends rallied round, all sang gaily.
Wanna play along? Add your own movie limericks in the comments.
Challenge: Be the first to turn the entire LotR trilogy into a single limerick.