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Can you beat The Monster?

Inmates and Deceased Get H1N1 Vaccine Shots Before PEI School Children

CHARLOTTETOWN - The furor continues.  Plans to vaccinate P.E.I children for the swine flu have been put on hold because of a national shortage of vaccine, but Island inmates will continue getting theirs.  And now it's been reported that the recently deceased will also get swine flu shots before children receive theirs.
Parents and the living are livid.  However, Dr. Heather Morrison, the province's chief health officer, said inmates are considered a priority group because they are in a closed facility.  As for the recently deceased, Morrison said "they're also considered a priority group because you can't get a more closed facility than a coffin."
GREAT NEWS
But not everyone is outraged at inmates and the dead receiving shots before children.
"I thought it was great news", said Edgar McKenzie, who recently died after a long battle with cancer.  "I was too sick to go stand in the lines to get my shot, but now that I'm dead, I get to go to the front of the line.  Hopefully, someone'll carry me there. Yeah, it's too bad for the children, I suppose, but then again, I'm dead.  I mean, that's pretty serious."
Another person who is perfectly fine with the way the vaccine is being priortized is Madeline Arsenault.  Her son, Lonnie Arsenault, recently died in the Sleepy Hollow Provincial Correctional Facility.  "He was in there for hitting his wife and what not, but she's an awful thing, her," says Arsenault.  "Anyways, he died in there, and so now he gets two shots.  One for being an inmate and one for being dead.  He's not going to get the swine flu now.  And we was worried he was right at risk, because Lonnie sure liked to fornicate with the pigs."
Officials are advising parents of school age children that if they are truly worried about their children contracting the swine flu, they do have options.  "Get your kids to steal something.  Or, killing them would be good too," advises Morrison.

Inmates and Deceased Get H1N1 Vaccine Shots Before PEI School Children

CHARLOTTETOWN - The furor continues.  Plans to vaccinate P.E.I children for the swine flu have been put on hold because of a national shortage of vaccine, but Island inmates will continue getting theirs.  And now it's been reported that the recently deceased will also get swine flu shots before children receive theirs.
Parents and the living are livid.  However, Dr. Heather Morrison, the province's chief health officer, said inmates are considered a priority group because they are in a closed facility.  As for the recently deceased, Morrison said "they're also considered a priority group because you can't get a more closed facility than a coffin."
GREAT NEWS
But not everyone is outraged at inmates and the dead receiving shots before children.
"I thought it was great news", said Edgar McKenzie, who recently died after a long battle with cancer.  "I was too sick to go stand in the lines to get my shot, but now that I'm dead, I get to go to the front of the line.  Hopefully, someone'll carry me there. Yeah, it's too bad for the children, I suppose, but then again, I'm dead.  I mean, that's pretty serious."
Another person who is perfectly fine with the way the vaccine is being priortized is Madeline Arsenault.  Her son, Lonnie Arsenault, recently died in the Sleepy Hollow Provincial Correctional Facility.  "He was in there for hitting his wife and what not, but she's an awful thing, her," says Arsenault.  "Anyways, he died in there, and so now he gets two shots.  One for being an inmate and one for being dead.  He's not going to get the swine flu now.  And we was worried he was right at risk, because Lonnie sure liked to fornicate with the pigs."
Officials are advising parents of school age children that if they are truly worried about their children contracting the swine flu, they do have options.  "Get your kids to steal something.  Or, killing them would be good too," advises Morrison.

Watch This Awesome Commercial. Or Don't. I Don't Care.

This is fantastic.

Watch This Awesome Commercial. Or Don't. I Don't Care.

This is fantastic.

Nicole Kidman: Does this doll make me look fat?

Some person takes Barbie dolls and turns them into more realistic-looking versions of celebrities etc.
This is Nicole Kidman (but I think the doll's arm has too much meat on it):


and here's my favourite, Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter has the scariest eyes ever):

Nicole Kidman: Does this doll make me look fat?

Some person takes Barbie dolls and turns them into more realistic-looking versions of celebrities etc.
This is Nicole Kidman (but I think the doll's arm has too much meat on it):


and here's my favourite, Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter has the scariest eyes ever):

Forget the Phoenix Coyotes - Buy the Tamil Tigers.

From the CBC website - Tamil Tigers Look To Regroup in Canada.
Didn't read it all, but I figure that Jim Balsillie is wanting to buy the Tamil Tigers and move them to Canada.  But Gary Bettman is refusing to allow it to happen.

Forget the Phoenix Coyotes - Buy the Tamil Tigers.

From the CBC website - Tamil Tigers Look To Regroup in Canada.
Didn't read it all, but I figure that Jim Balsillie is wanting to buy the Tamil Tigers and move them to Canada.  But Gary Bettman is refusing to allow it to happen.

I've Always Been Afraid of Haiti - Here's Why:

I know people don't like to read things that are more than 140 characters long, but follow this link to a fascinating story about real zombies in Haiti.
It's well worth the read.
Click here to take you to the story about Nadathe, who was turned into a zombie.

I've Always Been Afraid of Haiti - Here's Why:

I know people don't like to read things that are more than 140 characters long, but follow this link to a fascinating story about real zombies in Haiti.
It's well worth the read.
Click here to take you to the story about Nadathe, who was turned into a zombie.

Alberton Mayor-Elect looks Awesome!!!

From The Guardian (the paper that covers The Island like the dew, except it's a dew that puts black ink on your fingers) comes this photo of Michael Murphy, who won* the Alberton Mayoral race by two votes.
*pending a recount

This is, without question, the most awesome looking mayor I can imagine. I don't know what his politics are, or his mandate, but I totally want him to be my mayor*.
*But my want is not enough for me to actually move to Alberton, obviously.

Compare this guy with the little leprechaun popup that shows up when you visit the webpage for my city's mayor.

Congratulations Michael Murphy.  I hope you win the recount.

Alberton Mayor-Elect looks Awesome!!!

From The Guardian (the paper that covers The Island like the dew, except it's a dew that puts black ink on your fingers) comes this photo of Michael Murphy, who won* the Alberton Mayoral race by two votes.
*pending a recount

This is, without question, the most awesome looking mayor I can imagine. I don't know what his politics are, or his mandate, but I totally want him to be my mayor*.
*But my want is not enough for me to actually move to Alberton, obviously.

Compare this guy with the little leprechaun popup that shows up when you visit the webpage for my city's mayor.

Congratulations Michael Murphy.  I hope you win the recount.