Monday, May 2

It's Enough To Make A Pig Say "Huh? Wha'?"

My friend Dave tells me that, among the rather large and curious menu at the new Chinese restaurant in town (close to Cedar's), the offer:

Onion Rings (no fries)
Ham burgers.

I imagined a scenario where all the pigs, who had become relatively comfortable with their lot in the Human Dietary Comsumption Order, gathering around to hear the latest news:

"It's not good, fellows.  Remember how we used to laugh at the irony of the word "hamburger"?  How we used to mock the cows with it?  Well, seems like the laughing and mockery may be coming to an end.  Seems like the humans have found another way to prepare us."

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