tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post3070810459554270427..comments2023-07-10T10:01:03.020-03:00Comments on The Annekenstein Monster: This Week, Rob Tells A LieAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05360091675217583387noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-19687785079822772112005-03-15T21:05:53.000-04:002005-03-15T21:05:53.000-04:00Once when I was working as a relief pharmacist all...Once when I was working as a relief pharmacist all over Nova Scotia, I received a telephone prescription from a Dr. The doctor was speaking really fast and got mad when I asked her to repeat it. I said " I'm sorry doctor, but I am hearing-impaired." She apologized profusely and repeated the order for me. Sad I had to do that for patient safety, but I don't feel the least guilty about the fib.<br>maryannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-9071717404721458642005-03-15T20:50:04.000-04:002005-03-15T20:50:04.000-04:00For years I have been continuing an elaborate lie ...For years I have been continuing an elaborate lie to everyone. I've been pretending, not only to be human, but that I'm crazy and kinda dim. I pretend to forget people's name and I get a stoned look in my face, so they'll underestimate me, giving me an advantage. I can't believe I'm actually admitting all this, but I've convinced all sorts of people that I can perform, somewhat normally, in society. I have had tons of jobs ( including acting ), where if I just let people think that I'm skilled at whatever job, they start believing it.Sometimes I feel like the world is made up of sheep, and if I told them I'm a writer from Norway or something they actually believe it.<br>Noone speaks norwegian anyway, so you can just spout some jibberish and they'll think you said something cool in a different language.<br>I also tricked everyone into thinking that I'm an overdeveloped child, with a fragile capacity for romance and a cynical, lazy outlook on life where nothing is sacred except drugs and comedy.<br>I have them all fooled.<br>grahamnoreply@blogger.com