tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post4521332015321598142..comments2023-07-10T10:01:03.020-03:00Comments on The Annekenstein Monster: I Am My Own Jeff ProbstAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05360091675217583387noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-49488866940292775852003-12-12T12:06:50.000-04:002003-12-12T12:06:50.000-04:00"He's stowing his bag safely under the se..."He's stowing his bag safely under the seat in front of him"<br>Charlienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-44967646689050876552003-12-10T19:25:43.000-04:002003-12-10T19:25:43.000-04:00How 'bout.Officer: Mr. Timmons, I'm afraid...How 'bout.<br>Officer: Mr. Timmons, I'm afraid we're going to have to confiscate that computer.<br>Bill: But officer, that's not pornography!<br>Officer: It's not? Well, if that's not pornography, what's that giraffe doing with that stewardess?<br>Bill: She's giving him a blow job but--! Okay. Hmm. I guess I can see what you're saying.<br>dave mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-64246391559156461272003-12-10T18:19:07.000-04:002003-12-10T18:19:07.000-04:00I always pictured John Ritter as that character. ...I always pictured John Ritter as that character. He would have been perfect.<br>frankiehttp://asfrankieseesit.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-14951014407218819892003-12-10T17:44:49.000-04:002003-12-10T17:44:49.000-04:00Officer: Mr. Timmons, I'm afraid we're goi...Officer: Mr. Timmons, I'm afraid we're going to have to confiscate that computer.<br>Bill: But officer, that's not pornography!<br>Officer: It's not? Well, if that's not pornography, what's that giraffe doing with that stewardess?<br>Bill: Necking?<br>Nilshttp://www.truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-13717019026320696712003-12-10T16:47:36.000-04:002003-12-10T16:47:36.000-04:00Officer: Mr. Timmons, I'm afraid we're goi...Officer: Mr. Timmons, I'm afraid we're going to have to confiscate that computer.<br>Bill: But officer, that's not pornography!<br>Officer: It's not? Well, if that's not pornography, what's that giraffe doing with that stewardess?<br>Bill: She's just checking to see if he's a reticulated giraffe, which are characterized by large polygons separated by cream-colored lines rather like a large net thrown over a colored ground, hence the name "reticulated" giraffe. Color ranges from tan to deep chocolate brown, especially in old males who tend to darken as they age.<br>(okay. I copied this from a nature site. It's not funny, so much as informative)<br>How about...<br>Bill: She's just making sure he's in the upright position!<br>Matthttp://rainnie.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.com