tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post2516451354362707244..comments2023-07-10T10:01:03.020-03:00Comments on The Annekenstein Monster: Action Movie ManifestoAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05360091675217583387noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-39703507475611774582004-01-30T07:08:17.000-04:002004-01-30T07:08:17.000-04:00Hmmm, just a guess but:Your movies will not have a...Hmmm, just a guess but:<br>Your movies will not have an audience...<br>oh, and Nils' movie apparently will have too much male genitallia<br>;)<br>Charlienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-52885880978281398272004-01-27T13:44:00.000-04:002004-01-27T13:44:00.000-04:00In my action movie:* Sometimes there won't be...In my action movie:<br>* Sometimes there won't be a parking spot open right *there*.<br>* Suitcases with millions worth of money/jewels/gold inside will NOT be weightless.<br>* Punches will hurt both the puncher and punchee.<br>* Innocent bystanders will fall during a gunfight, and there WILL be screams of pain.<br>* Fire hydrants won't always "give" or shear off. Sometimes, they'll put the bad driver through the windshield.<br>* Gay men won't swish and gay women won't grunt. They'll be like *gasp* real people.<br>* The hero won't rise up out of bed after a marathon night of sweaty lovemaking with the woman in sheets, and have magically sprouted boxers.<br>Nils Linghttp://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-91563259283217900722004-01-27T12:25:57.000-04:002004-01-27T12:25:57.000-04:00My action flick will NOT have:•The villian, in bir...My action flick will NOT have:<br>•The villian, in birds eye veiw, falling to his grissly death into the (place situation here).<br>•Crusty chiefs whose only job seems to 'ride the good guys ass', thus forcing...<br>•Good guy to toss in his badge. I mean, what the hell?<br>•Any super heroes. This includes Bruce Willis in pretty well ALL of his action flicks(except Die Hard... that was cool)<br>carruthers!http://www.sandycarruthers.com/canadiana.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709531.post-69586396748626630152004-01-27T08:07:17.000-04:002004-01-27T08:07:17.000-04:00my action flick will:- have a female co-star that&...my action flick will:<br>- have a female co-star that's an actual, fully-fleshed out character, and not one who is just included to show that the male lead has a girlfriend/wife/association with a stripper.<br>- not have an end theme song similar to those performed/written by bryan adams, sting, rod stewart, etc.<br>- will have the deaths of characters, even incidental ones, atually mean something.<br>- not feature countless explosions that bore the hell out of people.<br>- cannot feature vehicles crashing into or through fruit carts or windows.<br>- will not hire actors from monority groups to play characters with good jobs, while giving them lousy jobs as actors (i.e black police chief, on screen for 3 minutes during entire film).<br>- will not include gay characters solely as comedy relief.<br>dave snoreply@blogger.com