I'm really late to this party.
Nothing I say that hasn't been said elsewhere, likely. Billy Crystal was lame. The awards were predictable (20 of 24 correct in defunct Matt's Oscar pool). A few good moments in an otherwise pretty unforgettable evening.
The highlight for me, though, was when my wife said: "Johnny Depp reminds me of you". That is a direct quote. I'll not bore you with the specific context of the comment.